Sam’s Club has gotten a reputation for being a “go big or go home” sort of place. It’s not where you buy a measly four-pack of toilet paper; you buy a hulking 45-roll package that could double as a love seat. Dessert is no different at the buy-in-bulk store, and this year, they’ve unleashed the fall treat to end all fall treats: a 72-ounce pumpkin cheesecake.
For context, the typical Cheesecake Factory cheesecake sold in grocery stores is about 34-35 ounces. And you thought those things were massive.
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The Sam’s Club variety weighs about 4 pounds and, as you might expect, features almost double the number of slices of the typical cheesecake (14, compared to 8 — unless you’ve got a stingy friend who can cut even a 6-inch treat into 48 slivers). It’s a dense, New York-style cheesecake swirled with pumpkin and ringed with whipped cream on top. And, of course, there’s a thick, graham cracker crust on the bottom, because it wouldn’t be a proper cheesecake without it.
The dessert’s sold under the club’s private label, Member’s Mark (also known for its highly reviewed $7 white wine), and is available at all stores now through Thanksgiving. As if you could wait that long.